garth

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No, stop, that would be terrible (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Solar war (sh.itjust.works)
 
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WWIII when? (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Wikipedia editing time (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Why can't I hold all these F/A-18's? (sh.itjust.works)
 
Jill Stein’s campaign manager: “Yeah, we are the bad guys, actually” in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I don't think mutual aid and civil disobedience is going to stop things like the $7.4B arms sale to Israel that was announced earlier this week. But surely that is part of this acceptable compromise the Greens made?

Mike Johnson flies same Christian nationalist flag outside his office that Samuel Alito flew at vacation home in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 year ago (22 children)

We can't keep giving up historical symbols and flags each time some assholes decide to adopt them. The pine tree flag is objectively cool and a part of Americans' shared history. It should not be allowed to become an exclusively right-wing nationalist symbol.

Americans, what's the plan if Trump wins the election in November? (serious) in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

Grit teeth for 4 years.
'28 he leaves. If not?
Shit gets ugly fast.

Thief Disguises As Garbage Bag To Steal Package Off A Porch in c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Clever porch pirate
Is making garbage look bad
What a piece of trash

Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Got me. I need to sharpen my pencil, so to speak.

The first rule of Real
Life Club is: you do not ~~talk~~ blog
about Real Life Club.

Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)

The first rule of Real
Life Club is: you do not talk
about real life club.

Oh, I love cake! in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Madame Guillotine
reveals flesh, blood, bone. Alas,
the cake is a lie.

Massachusetts town grapples with sea rise after sand barrier fails in c/news@lemmy.world
Massachusetts town grapples with sea rise after sand barrier fails in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Homes built on sand dune
Owners ask to halt nature
Cry me an ocean

Elon Musk smears Haitian migrants with 'cannibal' claims amid crisis in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Richest man on earth
could be the hero we need.
Does this shit instead.

Special tattoo request in c/funny@lemmy.world
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They offer relief
from agony of your woes:
the youth in Asia.

When it's Friday night and you're a few drinks deep in c/superbowl@lemmy.world
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eyes heavy, hazy.
There is such as too much fun.
Go home, owl. You're drunk.

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