gagootron

Even safe rust can do it, if we allow compiler bugs

That's not Squidwards's brithday. That is annoy Squudward day.

They are toastiness if your toaster is automatic beyond belief

That reminds me of PayPal. I can't use my hardware sevurity key to log in on mobile... Unless I enable desktop mode in firefox. Then it works

It seems to that it works. I don't get any web-scrapers hitting anything but my main domain. I can't find any of my subdomains on google.

Please tell me how you believe that it works. Maybe i overlooked something...

I explained my setup here

If someone wants some "smart" lights but can't do mains wiring they are going to buy the bulbs. Easy as that. Most people don't know/care about the issues those bulbs have.

A bulb is easy to replace by anyone. The switch isn't.

Maybe, if it were up to me the entire control system would be centered in my electrical panel. But doing that after the fact is quite difficult.

Because then the lights wouldn't change brightness or color temperature with the angle of the sun, my motion sensors wouldn't work, and the light wouldn't turn on together with my morning alarm.

Oh I can control my stuff remotely. After connecting to my VPN that is.

Of course i get a bunch of scanners hitting ports 80 and 443. But if they don't use the correct domain they all end up on an Nginx server hosting a static error page. Not much they can do there