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[–] funktion@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

So long as they're hurting the right people

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

We're the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We're slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The unmarked will be slaves

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This was 100% an AI-rewritten article lmao

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's really stupid. At one point fucking onions were at 10$/kg.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

In the Philippines they're around 4$/kg where I live, and they're not even really nice potatoes.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Addiction is a hell of a thing

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

That's my plan. I didn't ask to be born into this shit. The day the human race is wiped out is the day the Earth can finally start to heal, and maybe produce a species that will do better.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Sure. And I used to be okay downloading my porn at 56kbps. Now I want my smut so hi-def that I can see the actors' emotional scars. Peoples' standards change as technology advances. If you want to be stuck in 2001, go right ahead, but that doesn't mean everyone else has to be.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

As if we aren't already smack dab in the middle of it

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Do it. All of the wizards in Discworld are hilarious in their own way.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

That's a nice fuckin stick right there, king

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