frobeniusnorm

Trotzdem ein Privileg so eine Ausbildung (auch wenn Klausuren nicht der witzige Teil daran sind) genießen zu dürfen (Verpflichtungen statt Freizeit zu haben ist natürlich trotzdem doof, versteh ich).

the incantation is a 5min long praise of Jeffrey Epstein

You will remember everything since your contraception and remembering being born gives you severe PTSD

... but you will simultaneously puke

The super speed only works for you, but not the symbiots in your body, like your gut bacteria. The increased metabolism combined with the still normal speed gut microbiota causes extreme diarrhea, so everytime you use it, you shit your pants violently.

The thing my mother is eating in the picture is exactly what you described (the bread is on the table). I called it salad dressing as a synonym for the vinegar and oil "sauce", since some herbs are in there as well.

Lumpensuppe is something different here. Its basically goulash soup with either sauerkraut or bacon and cream and bell pepper.

no its sausage with pickles, onions, and salad dressing 😂

My german parents tend to eat sausage with pickles and onions. Tell me where you are from and i tell you which of your typical national food is gross.

Edit: i did not downvote you btw, i find the food to be probably as gross as you do

es verweigert alles über einer Grenze :(