I want to be vegan for the planet but what about the methane the cows make? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't worry about it. The British government said they were working on cows that fart less. Once they've done that, we can just go back to eating ethically-murdered beef.

If non-vegans can't eat tofu, then where do they get their protein? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

PlAnTs FeEl PaIn!!1!!!

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If non-vegans can't eat tofu, then where do they get their protein? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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Welcome to Happy Healthy MeatCo, a restaurant that cares about animals and the environment! (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[Logo containing a smiling cow in a giant pasture goes here]

Happy burger: Hand-crafted half-pound burger using free-range, grass-fed beef.
Chicken burger: Lovingly-made chicken patties, sustainably-sourced from a queer, wxmxn-exploited ranch in the Amazon rainforest.
Veggie burger: Impossible patty that has been drenched in cheese. All patties have been soaked overnight in milk and fried with happy-caged eggs.
Fries: Fried with pure beef tallow and lard
Ton of CO2: Because we care about the environment, we will let you release a ton of CO2 into the atmosphere. Don't worry, we buy carbon offsets!