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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just seeing the Thumbnail made me sing that ridiculous Theme Song. Jay Foreman is very funny.

Phones don't ever show up in dreams despite us using them every single day in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I have panic dreams about my battery being empty or me not finding something, or software crashing all the time. I am not a relaxed dreamer.

If gas is lighter than air, do we get heavier when we fart? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Great comment, thank you!

You say buoyancy is irrelevant to humans, but would it be measurable?

How about a BIFL Air Fryer in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

If you got the scratch, im sure any commercial airfryer will outlive the black plastic globs you can get at walmart.

If you really got the scratch…https://www.gofoodservice.com/c/air-fryers

Das gibt ne fette Beschwerdetafel! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sehr gutes maimai. Stell dir vor: Du lebst ein erfülltes leben als erfolgreicher Kaufmann, deine Familie ehrt und liebt dich, du bist angesehen und hast dir deine Status in der Gesellschaft erarbeitet. Und dann kommt ein Typ mit ner 1 Sterne Bewertung um die Ecke, weil du seine Schwester mal fett genannt hast, oder sowas.

Und dann schreibt 4000 jahre später nen Typ im Internet dies hier über dich. Wild.

Behold the craziest Zillow listing I've even seen in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

You should take a human dose, I don’t think that little LSD will do anything for you.

Behold the craziest Zillow listing I've even seen in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

You're right! I was leaning towards Balkans, but not enough gold for that.

📢 Update auf Lemmy v0.18.1 Release in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Batterie fühlt sich schneller an, safari hält länger!

Have you replaced your iPhone battery, and was it worth it? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Fuck yeah its worth it. Changed the battery of an old 1st gen SE and gave it to a young family member. Perfect first phone, and i gave a new life to for under 30€.

We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Joke's on you, i never leave the toilet.

We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That poor leather!

Anon takes the stairs in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I don’t even get the original Message…