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Crazy how I can't even get the spam bots interested in me.

Preferably with a vice

The hobbit fucker looks like homer Simpson with a beard

Out of curiosity, could you live and work in Texas but do all your shopping outside to pay the absolute bare minimum in taxes?

Lol my dumbass thought you meant glueing the strings to your fingers to force you to play

Yeah but think of the short term profits they could make with some enshitification, it would be enough for at least like two yachts per shareholder

Couldn't you just treat the socketed ram like another layer of memory effectively meaning that L1-3 are on the CPU "L4" would be soldered RAM and then L5 would be extra socketed RAM? Alternatively couldn't you just treat it like really fast swap?

The rice in general might be too exotic for them

As someone in a similar situation I'd recommend using a free tier oracle vps with a wireguard tunnel to connect to you services. Effectively just using the vps as a proxy for your own network. Here's a guide that should work for your purposes https://github.com/mochman/Bypass_CGNAT

Just don't forget the cameras :)

I do not remember what I put

I run the arc a310 on my linux jellyfin server and it easily manages several 4k av1 streams without any issues so it should be able to handle your usecase with ease.