fear

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

My mind immediately went to Karen Wetterhahn. Usually it's just you, but sometimes it is mercury.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I met a kid at a math competition who insisted that he was a robot. He told us all he was 11.8 years old, and he didn't bend his elbows when he walked. He didn't smile or laugh with the other kids, and just stayed to himself the whole time.

I only saw him that one day, but I can tell you he was fully committed to being a robot that day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

It's not surprising. Other sites have been this way for ages, and they all seem to be in a struggle with one another to out-shit their beds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Can't really go wrong if you start TNG at season 3.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

They're trying so hard to lose my patronage, but they forgot I cancelled last year.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The mall. Technically it's still there, but it's a shell of its former self.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Agent Smith, and he has to be disgusted by everything all the time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

He needs to put Catherine back in charge. St. Petersburg is going to revolt and join Estonia.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

May the disdain never fade until monopolies are destroyed.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago (9 children)

I was going to ask where's Facebook's CEO, but we all know Data can walk the ocean floor and take no damage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

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