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fear
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When Reddit's CEO takes over all the news coverage with his string of bad decisions, Facebook and Twitter CEOs are gonna feel threatened. This reeks of desperate flailing for someone to pay attention.
The Offspring. They always seemed to latch onto whatever sound was most popular at the time and regurgitated more of the same. Somehow they built an extremely successful career doing this.
He's starting to sound like Elizabeth Holmes.
Every expert in the field insists that my idea is impossible? They're backing their assertions with cold, hard facts?! I'll show em!
Does anyone recognize what that beige slop is in the lower compartment?
Looks like a purple cauliflower floret.
It was the rubber band of believing in yourself. It came down to bestow you with +2 confidence, +1 ingenuity and +3 mending for completing his quest.
I don't know, I find his face is exactly as punchable looking as it's supposed to be for the personality.
To a certain extent I'm with you, obviously since I'm here. But at the same time, I think everyone needs to settle down a bit. Think about what a mass exodus would have actually done. Kbin/lemmy were overwhelmed with just this trickle, there's no way most of these hosts would have been able to stay afloat had several million came knocking. Not to mention Reddit admins would have collectively shit their pants. We don't need them to hyperfocus on this project, let them focus on burning their own house down.
Zuckerberg is already trying to sink his android hooks into the fediverse. That would be a disaster. It's a fine line of building this place up without letting it get ahead of itself. Reddit will take years to fade away. The fediverse needs that time to grow up properly so it doesn't implode.
In other words, chill my dude. Everything is fine.
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"Sad Clown Paradox" happens when a person who is severely depressed resorts to using humor as a way to deflect their feelings of profound sadness and disappointment in the world. Many Clowns throughout history have used this coping mechanism to survive an overwhelming sense of existential dread.
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