"Don't talk to me or my hooman, ever again"- cat, probably.
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I am the night. I am the darkness. I am Bat burrito.
IEEE!
Sorry, we don't do rational and logical here.
A certified classic.
That looks like Brotherhood of Fluff.
34 year old me: I want to be unalive.
Kidnap, don't shop?
"Have considered giving your hooman a dead mouse? Or a leaf?"
You better start petting her meow.
Badass!