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Thanks for the explanation.

Pay them more than that, you dumbass. That is how free market, you so claim to champion, is supposed to work.

Something similar happened to me: I ate food and the amount of food on my plate decreased. I mean, this has to be a scam, right?

Based Diocletian.

So adorably weird... I love him already.

Hi Mike...

"Things I do to entertain my hooman" - Cat, probably

More things change, more they stay the same.

That is exactly what clued me in.

I only read the abstract. So I missed the piano falling part entirely.

At least she can apply for those jobs before summarily rejected by managers for not having enough experience.