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I got an extension cord that is non-biological and has a female end, does that count?

Thompson's Teeth: The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!

Dental printers are a pretty standard way to make these things. There's a whole regulatory process for testing and certifying the printers and their resins for continued contact with gums/skin/teeth for toxicity, infection, irritation, etc.

But there are still significant drawbacks to using dead synthetic stuff as a replacement for living tissue.

Daycare workers can cost about $30/hour, if you include taxes, insurance, benefits like paid time off, etc.

A typical daycare needs about 50 hours per week of coverage, and something like 8am to 6pm is about right.

Each worker can reasonably be expected to look after 4 kids.

So with perfect staffing (no overtime pay, enrollment at a perfect whole number multiple of 4), labor costs alone would be something like $375 per kid per week. Throw in rent, insurance, food, operational costs, administrative costs including certification and licensing, furniture/equipment, utilities, etc., and it's not unreasonable for that cost to balloon to $750/week, or $39k per year.

The integrated circuits in a lot of lighting fixtures (and you know OP's light is run by integrated circuit because it can be controlled by remote) are basically a black box of complexity where things can go wrong in a non-intuitive way. Some kind of failure to deliver sufficient power to a particular bulb or LED or other element isn't necessarily an indication of anything in particular.

or a setting on the light housing causing less voltage (I think?) to make it to the bulb

Aren't you just describing dimmers, the topic of the post?

Even the most expensive states are averaged out between cheap suburban and rural areas and the actual expensive cities where the jobs are. $2000/month would be an unbelievable bargain in cities like San Francisco or New York.

$3000 is average in the big cities for infant care in a daycare center, and it drops down to about $2000 for toddlers.

Some places have options for home-based care where a person can get licensed to take care of children in their own home, and the prices are generally about half of that of the center-based care.

One big issue is ratios. If the wage for a child care worker is $30/hour including the cost of paid vacation, health insurance, and you need coverage for 9 hours per day, 5 days a week, while needing to maintain one teacher for every 4 kids, that's $340/week or about $1450/month for labor alone, assuming no overtime and perfect staffing ratios. Throw in food, rent, utilities, insurance, other operational expenses, and it's pretty much impossible to provide care for less than $2000/month per child on the costs side.

If you eat nothing but rabbit or other lean protein your body can essentially starve because it's not getting enough fat and carbohydrates. But eating rabbits in addition to a diet that has fat from other sources makes the entire meal plan balanced enough to where the rabbit is a helpful/important part of the balanced diet.

At 9.1 million square km, and 3143 counties, that's an average of 2910 square km per county.

England has 84 counties covering a land area of 130,300 square kilometers, at 1550 square km per county.

So our counties are, on average, twice as big as the country we derived our legal/administrative systems from.

Impossible, shivs were invented by the HBO series Succession, which aired beginning in 2018 (when I was 7 years old).

John Mulaney has a joke about how his parents knew Bill Clinton that way, from all going to undergrad together at Georgetown. Apparently all the women loved being escorted by Bill Clinton, and the men were all jealous.