emizeko

In your opinion, if anyone around the world wants to take their revenge on the assassination of Soleimani and intends to do it proportionately in the way they suggest — that we take one of theirs now that they've got one of ours — who should we consider to take out in the context of America?

Think about it. Are we supposed to take out Spider-Man and SpongeBob? They don't have any heroes. We have a country in front of us with a large population and a large landmass, but it doesn't have any heroes. All of their heroes are cartoon characters — they're all fictional.

—Shahab Moradi on Iranian TV

Jelq Domination Vance

• Woman faces a year in prison for stomping a ‘Back the Blue’ sign and ‘smirking in an intimidating manner’

• Garfield Co. sheriff defends decision to arrest woman for hate crime over stomping on ‘Back the Blue’ sign

uh, can I borrow the keys to the time machine? I'll be right back after I provide indigenous Americans in circa 1490 with vaccines for European diseases and warnings about subsequent European crimes if their colonies are allowed to spread unchecked

GOOD post

love these, my favorite variety of post right now. still chuckling over "Kamala the Awkward"

Tenacious D(emocrat)

Trump has a near-death conversion to Sikhism

where is cum town when you need it

didn't the cops say "bomb-making materials" which could easily be a lie about something mundane

unfortunately