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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

It's ok if you don't have onion rings, there's other food you can use, I've started luring Italian men in with spaghetti wrapped around my dick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

With how weird that movie is, it wouldn't surprise me if Cthulhu wrote and produced it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Nah he's not in it, but he wouldn't be out of place in that film, in fact he would probably be the least weird thing about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

I just described the movie Water Babies, one of the wildest kids movies I've ever seen, they're all characters from that movie/acid trip.

The entire film is just the hallucinations of a drowning kid and that's not even a joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Man, that app went from awesome to shitty really fucking quick.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Ohhhh dude, you're missing out ay, he is the sweetest dude ever, he took me on this awesome sea adventure, I met a Scottish lobster, a very camp sword fish, this weird little tribe of pygmy sea people and then I got to meet this awesome god like wallrus.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 6 days ago (17 children)

Oh it's true, it's damn true.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 6 days ago (4 children)

This dumb fuck really though he could bomb Iran and it would bring peace to the middle east, you just gave Israel the ball and they're gonna run with it.

He needs to go chill in a bunker.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

As the brother said, there's no show without the parents.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

God, imagine having to read Vince's emails sex emails.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Wouldn't that be amazing! I have single frames of good videos stuck in my head that I can never find again.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Or getting in trouble and missing an episode of your favourite show, which happened to be the most crucial episode to watch that season.

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