drolex

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When he continued, asking whom Hannibal considered third, he named himself without hesitation"

You think you're cool? Think again.

Thanks for the source!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Do we have any witness reports or commentaries of this encounter? It's the first time I've heard of it! Levels of badassery not seen since then I suppose.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

Seneca haters unite 😎

"The Emperor has weak hands everyone says so. I have very strong hands, the strongest hands". This POS I swear on Minerva.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago

Not so cunning, Mr. Linguist?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Then a pangolin maybe?

Fun fact: the word "pangolin" comes from the malay word "panggoling" which means approximately "pangolin".*

* this is probably wrong, too. I don't know shit about the malay language, to my shame

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Zimbabwe obviously πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡² ah fuck

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Writing? Why? I just shout at my underlings.

The wheel? My jet doesn't need wheels, probably.

Math? Useless. I don't pay taxes so what's the point?

Sailing? My yacht doesn't have sails.

Laws? They don't apply to me.

Seals? Okay they are cute little freaks.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 31 points 3 weeks ago

Very antisemitic! Palestinians have been killed, but by what? Nobody can tell for sure

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd like to believe it's because everybody was still kung-fu fighting.

But it's actually because of the bigots I suppose?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ah damn I don't have it. Is there some place where I could buy it? I've heard some pawn shops in Las Vegas might have it. I can call if necessary

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's a DnD roll with some advantage?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for your sacrifice

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