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[–] doggle 42 points 1 year ago

You should be a basketball player if you can reach like that

[–] doggle 53 points 1 year ago

I'll stop using YouTube altogether before I disable my ad blocker. My time is simply more valuable than whatever video I'm watching.

[–] doggle 10 points 1 year ago

Oh man... That guy's name is unfortunate

Double whammy of being gay and having a funny last name. He must have caught a monumental amount of shit in school.

[–] doggle 2 points 1 year ago

If trump kicked Vance off the ticked and replaced him with RFK that would be something to behold!

I doubt even this election will be that crazy, though.

[–] doggle 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, actually yeah. It's kinda their whole strategy at this point.

[–] doggle 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It isn't enough. We need codified guarantees of an unalienable right to bodily autonomy for all citizens, with explicit statements clarifying that the people have a right to abortion and contraception so that courts can't willfully misinterpret the law.

As a stepping stone to that goal reinstating roe is a good first step.

[–] doggle 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I mean, this implies that Canada is a hapless idiot who walks around with its cock out, so this feels more like a dunk on the canucks

[–] doggle 3 points 1 year ago

Honest question; why would they? Digital clocks and watches are have been cheaper and more accurate (and as a result more ubiquitous) for many years now. I think there's a strong argument that analogue clocks are obsolete, and that's why teens and kids aren't learning to read them.

[–] doggle 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So he not only doesn't believe in climate change but he doesn't understand that a shape with smaller area will naturally have a smaller perimeter. There will be less oceanfront property, and less property over all. Dudes unqualified for 5th grade geometry, let alone the Presidency.

(I'm excluding the possibility that rising waters would make the shoreline more fuzzy/fractal. AFAIK that isn't the case.)

[–] doggle 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Ay lemme taste the inside of your butthole gurl."

🥵 I think I need a cold shower now

[–] doggle 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Strange, whenever I smoke weed I feel like my heart is gonna burst through my chest

[–] doggle 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, its only for first time buyers, so that will temper things. I predict homes will only go up about $23k.

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