dodgy_bagel

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The phone that you use every day, that is required to function in daily society, and is the NUMBER ONE priority when you're homeless, aside from maybe obtaining legal documentation?

That cell phone?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

My car was made in the 90s.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Nothing hammers this home like raising a kid.

The sense of joy and wonder they feel about something as simple as learning how to turn on a faucet. Suddenly, they're magical and can summon water.

It makes you feel jaded.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I need a sponsor in Denmark.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You're gonna show up in a youtube video.

A 30 year old presented to the E.R. with a bloated stomach and high fever. He claims to have eaten the same pasta for 30 days. As we know, botulism starts to grow on noodles after three days, which means....

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Can confirm.

Now, I just need to know why my calculator needs access to my contacts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Multiverse it is.

Crucially, you don't automatically get to travel the multiverse. You just know it exists now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Is this what "dead cat bounce" means?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Regressive tax cuts! I love it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My understanding is that TV prices are subsidized by bloatware. No bloatware, no subsidy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

The politics are too convenient

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

What do you mean by modern physics, exactly?

In general, even simple problems can get very messy very fast without simplifying the scenario.

https://xkcd.com/669/

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