So now we're sending out reminders like a high school history teacher reminding students that the history report is due tomorrow.
I was thinking it's more like a reminder that your car's warranty is about to expire, so hurry up and purchase that extended warranty!
While you're not wrong, you're also massively over-analyzing and "WELL AKSHULLY"ing what appears to be a silly one-liner, not a serious attempted dunk on the article.