detectivesniffles

so true 😮‍💨

worked at a grocery store that had an 86% turnover rate we didn't even last long enough to smear their reputation

i love the one blahaj taking a peek at your hyfetch output

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i know im so jealous 😭

how can people know if you're bluffing if you don't even know if you're bluffing?

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confirm that 'bongo obliterator' mia will be allowed to 'play [client] like bongos': y/n

i'm giving you a 90 degree tip

you mean a 90 percent tip right?

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i bet your butt has a crack in it

everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal