detectivesniffles

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

i heard aquaman is buying flooded houses to rent out to the fishies

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

well step one would be to put on an episode of bob the builder

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

your nan reaches for a hug as the monkey's paw curls all but one finger: the middle

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

i don't really know the general consensus around here but my take is that vehicles are massively useful tools but that personalized vehicles are causing and have caused massive problems. the vast majority of people don't need them (if public transportation wasn't terrible) but i wouldn't expect firefighters to take the bus down to a burning house for example

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

my dog doesn't piss and shit in toilets 🤠

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

it's peak 'argument i had with myself in the shower' for sure

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

starsector deserves so much more popularity. 10/10 would cause the collapse of civilization using hyperillegal ai cores that accelerated the collapse in the first place while getting blackmailed by those self same ai cores again

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i lied on the internet im not actually on estrogen.. yet

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

when she calls me imperator 😍

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

took estrogen to get baked out of my mind, got euphoria instead :/

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

what if i-i i uhh-uhmm we li-like umm uhh... hi :3

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