dangercake

Everyone should give you a free cert these days - if they dont its easy to get a free one from letsencrypt, buypass, zerossl (probably more). There's no excuse not to use https really, there's more to it than "i have nothing to hide" - this is old but still good: https://www.troyhunt.com/heres-why-your-static-website-needs-https/

~~Are you running something dynamic (ie with software generating the html)? If its just some html/css/js etc. you could run a static website for free, with everything you need and some quite nice cms-like functionality, on github pages. A lot of other places will host small static sites for free too - you get the bonus of skipping a lot of vulnerabilities.~~ edit - saw you updated the question, this wont work for flask :)

Ovh and hetzer are the big ones, but scaleway is worth checking out, as well as contabo

Maybe not ipo, but it seemed like it had a strong monetisation push a while ago

Yes, and I think it's the full fat option as well

Netbird seemed to go in a similar way, though still good. I want to try zrok next, looks interesting

There are dozens of us!

It jumped up a notch!

"And for keeping our city safe, we award you these ultra absorbent kevlar undies"

But your nipples itch really badly the whole time

Yep, people revolt because of the story they believe. Control their story and they won't want to revolt.

She turned me into a newt

I'm no expert, but I wonder if those explosions are just trapped boiling water - river stones can do the same thing in the fire. Could you give them a few hours at low heat first to dry them, then crank up the heat to burn off the rest?