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Or, pretending that the food is delicious, then opening a restaurant and immediately getting shut down because people keep finding bits of glass and nails in their food.

I (in the UK) say "prize" if it's something you're winning, and "prise" if you're trying to open something with a crowbar.

Israel isn't part of NATO.

If they're so proud why are they wearing masks?!

Also, Bush and Blair at least tried to go through the UN, before they just ignored it and did it anyway. This time it's just "oh I guess we're at war now".

This is how you do engagement bait

Talk about issues that affect the working class. Not the white working class, not working class men, just everyone who makes a living by drawing a wage. Progressive movements are formed by solidarity, and we have more in common with other working class people than any of the politicians or business leaders who set the tone of this debate.

Our leaders just do whatever the US says. The last leader who said no to the US was Harold Wilson, who refused to follow them into the Vietnam war. We need a proper Labour party again.

Gold is useful! It's unreactive and conducts electricity really well. Plus you can drink vodka with bits of it in.

On a more positive note, no more Essex

I've seen a few of these now. Here's a screen cap of one telling us how Iran is going to kill us all:

Just point them at the fusion reactor once it's ready.