cokeslutgarbage

joined 2 years ago
[–] cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

The first thing my mom did when we moved into our house when I was 8 was take my door off it's hinges. It wasn't even a punishment, I just wasn't allowed to have one, i just got a curtain. My dad installed a door on my room when I was 17, two weeks before I moved away for college, because it was about to become the guest room, and wouldn't it be weird if the guest room didn't have a door?

[–] cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

13 for me. Happy to have found this weird lil corner of the internet two years ago.

[–] cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to work in the seafood industry and I got invited to a seafood expo once. There were tons of vendors and since I'm super poor and not fancy, i ate everything. Figured I'd never get another chance. I ate so much caviar and roe that day.

It's fuckin' nasty. Every species and preparation I tried. Tbf I was at an expo, not a nice resturant, but also tbf, it was an expo, they were trying to market their best products.

[–] cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Will you please tell me more about trading your vote? Are there communities online where you can meet people willing to do that? How did you do it during the bush/gore election? Online? I live in MA, I'd trade a vote w a swing stater, assuming we have elections again.

[–] cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Interesting perspective. I'm 33 and I watched My So Called Life religiously. I forgot he was in it, I know him most from Dallas Buyer's Club in a supporting role. I've never heard of 30 seconds to Mars until now (but if you name a song I'd probably have a light bulb moment and recognize the song, not the band)

[–] cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ew, stop! That's my actual life right meow.

[–] cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can envision three types of men reacting to this:

A) cool empathetic good guys like Pedro pascal who will realize this is a hyperbolic joke and chuckle a lil bit B) insecure, but not bad dudes who will get all huffy and respond with "#notallmen" C) scary mean men who will take great offense and yell or break things because this meme hurts their feelings but they only understand rage

This analysis, of course, is also a jokey joke and not a doctorate level dissertation, and therefore, it should not be taken too seriously.

Love you all, be safe. May we all meet a Pedro today.

[–] cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

My biggest hope is that since brittany Murphey and Tom petty have passed, they will tragically kill off luanne and lucky in a truck accident so that Peggy and hank will be raising Lasagna Grace. I really want dee dee to have abandoned GH too, since cotton died, so since Peggy and hank never had more kids, they just adopted GH and Gracie. That's what I want this show to be about. I've been hoping this since it was first announced.

I'm surprised by how excited I am for this show to come out!

[–] cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This is so fucking funny omg

[–] cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I was in college I had school health insurance so I was on some meds that helped my mental health but made me really fat. When i graduated I lost my health insurance, went off my meds, and lost 80lbs in less than a year. People asked me all the time "whats your secret" and they really didn't like when the answer was "I'm off my meds and want to die, but at least I'm cute now". At school I was on a meal plan and ate three healthy meals a day and used the school gym 4-6 days a week. I was fat but fit. After graduating I didn't go to a gym again for about 7 years and still now don't really eat very healthy or regularly. I'm less heavy than I was in school but I'm not strong or muscle-y like I was when I was fat.

The worst part is, imo, I have health insurance again, but I'd rather be depressed than go back to being fat, because society is so cruel to fat people. Especially on the internet where people are like "it really IS just as simple as keeping a caloric deficit". That's just not true.

Anyway, it made sense in my head to respond to you when I started this, but now I think I've gotten lost in the weeds a little. I'm not trying to argue with you about anything, I'm just sharing my experience.

Hope everyone can find one thing they love about their bodies today xx

[–] cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago

I don't usually feed the trolls, but I'm going to engage w you as if you were being genuine.

I used to watch Joe Rogan w my ex. My ex was a Bernie Bro. It turned into Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate. Now he dates women 10 years younger than him and I live with a roommate and am paying off his luxury car that I co-signed for him that has since been repossessed. He kicked me out of the apartment that I paid for because "he couldn't stand to share his bed with me anymore" because Andrew tate told him he could do better than me. Look, people break up for lots of reasons. We weren't a good match from the start. But the idea that he's some high value alpha and I'm a used up ho is just so fucking silly, it was the stupidest most embarrassing way for my 7 year relationship to have ended.

It's important to hear the opinions of people who disagree with you if they are being genuine. Joe Rogan and the rest are not good faith people. They are promoting disinformation and hate. And I think you are too.

I watched my dad end a lifelong friendship because the friend got sucked down the right wing garbage chute. He has not rebounded from his loss, but he can't tolerate that friendship and just "not talk abt politics" around the guy.

Be better, my dear. I will not respond again.

 
 

I crested the hill on my way to work, and perched on a powerline was the biggest Red Tailed Hawk I've ever seen in my life. The sun was rising on the other side of the road, dusting the snow covered mountains in pink and gold light, still half covered in shadow, just waking up. The road in front of me was straight and clear, there were no other cars. As I drove past this big guy I slowed down and was gonna stop to take a picture, but we locked eyes, he flung open his massive wings, dust swirling in the air around him, glinting in the new sunlight. He shook himself out like a wet dog and swooped in front of my window and into the pine grove across the street.

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