cmhickman358

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DeVito on DeBurrito

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

All existence is awful, but if you were a vampire you would get to wear a neat cape

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What about "Whacky Extracty"

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I believe they're called LipSlitters

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I rarely answer calls from known numbers

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"All ants are British 'cuz they colonize" -Dan Cummins

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately I don't believe she does, the closest thing I could find was “Principles are like prayers. Noble of course. But awkward at a party.”

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I loved the game Tomba! 2 The Evil Swine Return, it was creative, intricate, and very far ahead of its time, I would love to see the series get a reboot or a remaster

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I'd love to make one of the Cirque Du Freak series by Darren Shan, it was my favorite book series growing up and that movie they made of it was just outright terrible.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But you've forgotten the most important rule of porn: you can slap a "step" label onto anything. So now it's, "my friend's 'step' mom," meaning they aren't bound to actual motherhood age.

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"I am on nobody's side because nobody is on my side"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Oh ok, I had never heard of that term before, I stand corrected.

 
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