charonn0

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,

but this is L.A. and you're rich and famous!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "let us flee!"

"Let us fly!" said the flea

So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That's not how you petition the Supreme Court.

Yet another Republican "patriot" who flunked civics 101.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The trial was already over. This was for the sentencing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unrelated anecdote:

Years ago I had a cheap Blackberry lookalike phone. It had a button lock feature to prevent butt dialing, but some bright spark decided that the lock wouldn't apply to the '9' and '1' keys, presumably so that a user could dial 9-1-1 even if too panicked to unlock the keypad. Which just meant that it was really easy to butt dial 9-1-1...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

They make me laugh even when I'm sad.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago

The hands are too big.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I stomped the beans myself.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for "safety", then it's too dangerous to be road legal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Reminiscent of the University of Minnesota project to sneak bugs into the Linux kernel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (12 children)

Amazon .com denied a report on Tuesday that it planned to disclose the cost that U.S. tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump were adding to its products, after the White House blasted the initial story.

https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/white-house-amazon-tariff-price-announcement-is-hostile-2025-04-29/

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