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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Ahh yes the Alex Jones Strategy:

Claim something is happening or about to happen then

It happens: you were right all along and take credit for it

It doesn’t happen: my mentioning it scared the bad guys away and they wouldn’t even attempt it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

The ceo of proton has his own problems

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why did I hear the cat as Pee Wee in the bar scene?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

In 10 years you won’t even thing about this.

Just like I don’t remember which of my friends got their drivers license a few months ago before me.

It seems like a high deal now because you’re in the middle of it, but as someone’s few decades out, it’s not going to matter at all. Now that you’re an adult you’re going to meet people of all different ages and different places in their lives.

And most of it end up being because of things out of their control:

They have a physical illness or injury that slows down an aspect of their life.

They suddenly have to care for a parent, or sibling or child.

Jobs are suddenly available or not available, you might have to move cities, or across countries.

Everyone is doing things at their own pace. There is no reason to compare your journey against anyone else, because there are so many factors that got you where you are, and so many that will get your where you’re going, comparisons are worthless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It’s a bear and it’s teacup elephant pet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Already renewed for season 3.

So far I’ve really enjoyed it. Peyton List (from Cobra Kai) is really good in it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

What does the average American pay in gas taxes each year?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I sit down next to a guy on the train.

ME: Loads of cycle paths around here.

HIM: Really?

ME: Loads, mate.

HIM: How'd you know?

ME: There’s signs, aren’t there?

HIM: I guess?

ME: I love them.

(47 minutes of awkward silence.)

When we reach my stop, I get off the train with my bike. As I leave, I notice the guy suddenly looks relieved. As I walk away he looks at me like I was a random crazy psychopath on the train, then it finally hit me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tell your mom to stop faking jellyfish stings, I’m not going to pee on her

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Excellent. chef’s kiss

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

It’s a single use camel.

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