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Their justification for eating highly processed food and drinking artificial sweetener solution is that it's the only way they can control their calorie intake. Call me rude if you want, but it's ridiculous.

You don't have to eat organic vegan everything to be healthy but a McDonalds centric diet isn't the way to go.

Yikes. I hadn't realized. I had a great neato robot that was totally offline. The new version wants to be controlled through your phone. F that.

What's ironic is that you think that eating garbage is the healthiest way to go about feeding yourself.

Bruh, just don't give it your WiFi password.

They don't have their own cell phone plans or satellite uplinks.

Christianity and hypocrisy? Together? I never thought I'd see the day.

Don't let perfect be the enemy of good enough.

I understand that food is delicious and it is enjoyable to eat but have you considered that the combination of being either poor or cheap, while also being lazy can make you skinny?

I seriously don't even want to go to the grocery store, pay for all these groceries, unload all that shit from my car, prepare a meal, eat it (the only nice part), do the dishes, put the dishes away, take out the trash, clean the kitchen.

Eating less food less often is way easier than doing all that stuff, and its way cheaper. Fast food isn't even inexpensive nowadays and its so bad for you.

Don't be fat, be cheap and lazy.

Their mouths?

I'm going to need ... Whatever the appropriate number of tiny handcuffs is. That's illegal.

16/64 is 1/4. Your next size up is a quarter inch. Is it intuitive? Maybe not. Is it really that hard? Only if your educational institutions have also failed you.

I appreciate it when crazy people wear big warning signs.