broguy89

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Clearly the father made a lot of money off that social media post. Nintendo is only trying to protect its IP!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now he gets to marry his mother.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

Why do more people read books than write books? Why do more people eat than cook? It's easier to consume than to produce.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I give up 20% of my paycheck to work 4 days a week.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Saltwater fish seem to drink it just fine. God just "loves" humans enough to not make it fit for our consumption.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Super Mario Bros 3. Never beat it until the Allstars version on SNES, but it's the first video game I remember playing. Or maybe it was Gauntlet, but SMB3 was the funner one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Folding phone works well for this. Kinda sucks that you need an $1800 device to have a decent menu viewing experience. I'm more miffed that they expect my reception to be a given. Towers go down, congestion happens, give me a physical menu!

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (18 children)

87% of teens are lazy fucks who don't know how to download an app that isn't TicTok, surprised?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Words + number.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (5 children)

A massive tax on owning multiple homes that goes to funding housing the homeless.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But then you agree with the other team to win. And the other team gives you money with which you jse to bet on yourself some more. Then you give the other team their share.

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