brisk

If you're comfortable with a bit of setup, there are open hardware options on the market. They're reasonably basic compared to a flagship but phone notifications, some health metrics and telling the time are all quite possible.

PineTime (with Infinitime firmware)

Bangle JS

If you want to basically make it from scratch there's also the Yatchy

This is the one that broke me

I'm unfortunately very familiar with this kind of "technically a stand"

The leaked (((teen social media ban) tech trial) report)

Seceded

You have me confused with @[email protected]

I don't recall ever suggesting that "they" is difficult. I have in the past used analogy to "you" to help people get comfortable using "they".

That was my point.

You said find a plural for "you".

I said that "you" is already a plural.

That's it, there's nothing deeper.

That's almost the opposite of what I said.

"You" is the plural of "thou". It even has plural grammar ("you are", not "you is")