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I'm starting to doubt there's repeat attendees. I think these would be locals who've not had an opportunity till now.

I've commented the following before:

That's the fun part of the far side.

When you don't immediately get it you have to wonder:

1. Is it a reference to something at the time that's not within my lifetime/country's zeitgeist?

2. Is it a play on an idiom or common cliche?

3. Is it literally nonsense and absurdity for the sake of it?

4. Am I just a big dummy?

I think this time it's 3.

There's a giant being outside the window breathing at a volume that the lady believes is her husband coming down with a cold. They're oblivious to the fact that the giant being is there. That's the intended humour -it's just absurd.

(It's never 4)

Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to arrest the two dead boys. If you don't believe this story is true, ask the blind man as he saw it too.

Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

I feel like that's already happening

I only got to institute this when I started working for myself. It took me a year or two to realise. For all clients or all agencies I sub for I have a strict no meetings before 930am rule. I haven't told anyone why - my calendar is just blocked out so each probably individually thinks I have some recurring appointment with another client. Nup. I'm in bed drinking my coffee. I'm a shit sleeper, if I manage at all. I spent decades working to the early birds' schedule. Fuck that.

But it is a privilege and very few can achieve that working in a company. It's gross to suggest to people they can just do it. I know my situation is niche. To suggest otherwise is arrogant and ignorant.

Or see a physiotherapist instead.

I've heard this called the 'dirty 30'. It works. Whatever needs cleaning up or tidying, 30 minutes is just short enough to not feel like you're using all your free time on chores, but long enough to make a real dent. Especially if your partner either helps with the same task or does a different one. Setting a timer can help and you start to almost frantically see how much you can get done. I like that competitive element even against myself.

Is this actually the case? Do you have a source? I'm genuinely curious, not having a go at you.

Are you in a locker room? By yourself? Why? And with this assortment of cheese? Why?

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In Australia it's customary to thank the staff members attending your table. So when they top up your water, or lay out cutlery for the next course, or clear plates, you say 'thanks/thank you'. Same for people clearing glasses in bars. It's like a millisecond pause in your conversation to thank the staff member; it's basically cell memory, you don't think about it. They may or may not acknowledge it with a smile or 'you're welcome/no worries'. . It's just a basic manners thing.

I and my partner were doing it in the states and it was clearly unnerving the staff. Lots of puzzled looks or 'thats ok hun' like they had to reassure me that it was part of the service.

Do people just ignore staff there? Is paying a tip at the end the only acknowledgment that they exist?

Holding the fork vertically with downward pressure in the left fist while cutting with the knife. Then putting down the knife, swapping the fork to the right hand for eating. Bonus points for biting the forks.

It's the most distracting thing in all American media. I like to yell "yanks eating weird!" And point at the screen. Once you see it you can't unsee it.