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i had to stop biking in my area because it's too dangerous :(

do u have a more accurate joke

dash of turmeric, paprika, salt, pepper, garlic. if youre scrambling and find the texture boring, try scrambling in the pan as it cooks,, or holding the heat to one side of the pan while tilting and then pulling back the cooked layers to leave the inside moist

citizens can't be "deported" they were trafficked

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perhaps if u make a coherent or relevant criticism this could be avoided

the US admin is accusing far right MAGA republicans of being radical leftists if they so much as hesitate on a vote. there's no tasteful rebrand that will satisfy without becoming an ineffectual fascist yourself

would work on me ✅

it will be deleted soon 😵‍💫 must be those paid protestors

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