beefbot

BUT MUH TAXESS

You can’t beat the ~~human~~ Guinan spirit!

You’re not uninformed You’re just categorically unable to truly experience being an excluded community* so you’re got to take terminology from people who don’t really have a choice

*cis only

But you don’t HAVE to understand the lives of people you take terminology from, so lots of you don’t, & those who don’t sometimes wander into threads like this anyway, reminding me that honestly most of you ARE like that

:3c

LOLIRL. Needed this, thank you

Frog-tse.cx

I’d call it a Magritte condom: It’s not a condom. But it does prevent him from reproducing.

GO PINK SLUG!!

My bad! It was meant as sarcasm & i didn’t specify. Edited to update

Oh MY teabag. Because I’M the one at fault here & not billionaires who demanded more profits by any means which ended up being making teabags from microplastics.

F off, we’re not buying headlines like that anymore. It’s NOT MY FAULT that these things exist & there’s usually no financial alternative to it.

THE BILLIONAIRE IS TO BLAME HERE.

edit: OP obviously this is aimed at the magazine & not at you posting this

There’s no KARMA? I can’t get any badges or stars or stickers or whatever tf it is that proves im a worthy human being?!

ugh im going back to reddit

Edit: /s. (My bad, this needed to be here at first writing)

Trust me there are plennnnnty of non-bots who think this way

Did your cat barf on the pancakes or something