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really want someone to buy one, remodel it as a home to live in, then install a wood-fired pizza oven

Oh, sorry yeah — you have to NOT use your hands to rotate or open it

Daily Mail link? I don’t believe it. I’ll wait for a news source, thanks

This one is a deep cut, must have been one of the earliest models?

You use your hands because they were better than just your mouth 🤷‍♂️ (thanks evolution)

Private jets . They’ve all got multiple front yards & none of us can afford pitchforks But small aeroplanes, those are weak. & these parasites just looove em

maybe you’re not bad at either of them?

Wondering who that quote is from? Musk? Trump? Nixon?

I’m tempted to ask if to calculate the number of ways it can go wrong

Because I’d have to be medicated or a basement dweller to have an angry reaction to that

I’d love to defend Oprah for her Blackness or her being a woman but she’s a billionaire.

The untold insane wealth. It’s like being a cop. No matter who you were before, the unchecked power renders them all the same.