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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You fuck the drummer while the others are confused & arguing. You ALWAYS FUCK THE DRUMMER.

They’re the crazy ones so they’re good in bed

source: half the dudes I boned from 20-25

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

I see the legal groundwork for the first concentration camp is here

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

The Swedes will never be that stupid, sorry

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

To the tune of “Stool Boom”, a song in the fictional musical in the movie Waiting For Guffman (first two words only of the lyrics):

clears throat

STOOOOOOL GROOM!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Saved you a click: This news article was indeed from Nov 20, 2024

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

This is very calming to hear & I feel like it needs to be mentioned lots more when we hear about these incidents! no sarcasm, it’s honestly good to think it’s not so easy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

This may be true , but did the Hamas leader spend years spying on judges in the ICC like Netanyahu et al did? This edit is funnier 🤷‍♂️🤟

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Yes, heartless as she as been heartless. Brutal as she was. Live by the sword? Well ya know the rest 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The most fucked up thing about most Leopards Ate My Face types is that the leopard always eats someone else’s face first. This smug turd-lady voted for years to punish everyone she didn’t like. I feel sorry for what a hateful human she is

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They kept the concentration camps hidden, so they’ll probably call these something else that sounds juuuust safe enough for the news outlets who are brave enough to report on them. ?until those news outlets have their funding cut)

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