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I really hope this is some epic prank from his makeup person that's been going on for years

He looks so orange, like he played with orange clay and accidentally covered his entire face in it

People who can find meaning in slavery might need to undergo some therapeutic treatment or more imo

I think the comment was meant to resemble the popular "guns don't cause death, murderers cause death" comment

You have until one week later to pay damages to Oral-B for their tooth brush as well as the reputational damage that comes from a big name brand having to associate with chinese-owned products. The invoice also includes one Spy Device Pro Plus, to monitor you for any further reckless behavior, as was agreed when you signed our license agreement fifteen years ago when you were gifted a trial tube of toothpaste at your local supermarket. We wish you a nice day and a happy Oral-B Toothbrushing Experience.

What capitalists are doing is intentionally sharpening the contradiction, probably with the goal of a revolution or reform in their favor (as can be seen in the USA right now). The neat thing about sharpened contradictions is that it will inevitably lead to change, the bad thing is that this is a massively organized effort with tons of planning and coordination, and The People:tm: are not ready for it.

Pirating movies is pretty good though. Mainstream media always manages to exploit labor incredibly harshly, to the point of suicide, and that behavior should not be rewarded IMO. Of course there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, but one can dream. As an aside, pirated media is also incredibly convenient. There is a great community spirit in the piracy community.

Someone I know who is currently on a pseudoscience and conspiracy theory arc genuinely believes that personalized ads are good because then you can easily buy things you know you'll like

anime protagonist and his harem

why, are you one of those radical anti-medical malpractice hippies?

as a leftist I have always advocated for right wing kingdoms and religious oppression

you're right the hydro bag should have a metal pipe instead just like the ones for hamsters

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