baguettefish

there are worse ways to go

yep, they just said so

Considering horses have the possibility of being loyal lifelong pets I'd say they can very well give happiness

minecraft allows left-handedness ever since they added the off-hand mechanic

Have you considered stealing his face?

I don't think being American at birth is an advantage anywhere

with decent cabled headphones you can simply buy a new cable

the idea of "just browse the web normally with someone looking over your shoulder taking notes on what you like to then sell you shit - or even better, it infers what you like using magic and can even tell when you're pregnant before you know it yourself" can be nice in some ways I guess, but yeah I agree. no thanks.

I really hope this is some epic prank from his makeup person that's been going on for years

He looks so orange, like he played with orange clay and accidentally covered his entire face in it

People who can find meaning in slavery might need to undergo some therapeutic treatment or more imo

I think the comment was meant to resemble the popular "guns don't cause death, murderers cause death" comment