badbadcomrade

Don't dream it, be it 🎶

Split the difference? Bets on an enraged Ontario driver?

How did I not think of Canada? It's really the perfect answer. There's so much precedent already.

So I know gambling is bourgeois decadence, but let's place our bets on the country he'll escape to when American funding dries up and Russia overruns Ukraine. I'm placing my bets on Poland.

"Genocide the entire population, you say?"

And going higher up gives you a better vantage while simultaneously being harder to see and hear

while(trumpInJam)

{

print("I'd like to see ol DT wriggle his way out of THIS jam!");

}

Companies are never your friends