baconmash

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Maybe I should watch an Illumination movie to celebrate

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gotta start bright and early

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I'm sure they will beam at each other next time when they reminisce about it.

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Not very bright are they

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An eye-opening piece of information.

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With medical care your future is bright.

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In lighter news, there was a monkey NFT party in Hong Kong. Attendees woke up in the middle of the night with extreme eye pain. It turns out the organiser used UVC light usually used to kill germs. It also turns out the same contractor used the same lights some years ago and caused the same problem.

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☕️💉🧈🥐

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