baconmash

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i do not recommend trying amputation at home

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (16 children)

6pm: should i relocate this boi to my stomach

flutterby

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

nile, fertile crescent, it being where civilization started it should be quite habitable. Absolutely not i want my soft bed, clean tap water, and hot shower water

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

🥕 closed its eyes and urinated

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

4pm accountability: i am awake and about to go for a walk

edit: pre 5pm accountability: charged the phone for a while, now going out

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zero alcohol beer does the trick for me if you don’t mind that there is no alcohol there and just want the taste.

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miss meow has family in the UK timezone

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Oh yes absolutely

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I will stay out of bed until at least 12 hours later. From 4pm I will be here hourly stating that I am out of bed.

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