baconmash

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the work takes days, does that mean i cannot have juice box until then :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

i now have an ear worm my lord, what should i do with it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (6 children)

my motivation has fucked right off and i'd better get it back soon or i'll spend a good number of Christmas days doing what I should be doing now (and the past few weeks)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

did BOM say thunderstorm or is it solar storm?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

do SFW cringey things until they look away

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

breakfast in bed

🥓🍳🧀🌯☕️
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

the castle has been fortified with a coffee moat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

We have been out of doughnuts since the last covid zero day

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Apologies. We are out of doughnuts. 🥨🥯🍗🍟🥟🍘🍪🌰

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