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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have to be logged into twitter to see the post. I recommend just using the non-twitter link.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Original source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10225642299587916&id=1341800830

The post includes higher quality and close up pictures of the project poster and pictures of the cats. The conclusion is that only short hair cats' buttholes might touch soft, uneven surfaces, like bedding or laundry.

The text of the post:

Tap for spoilerGet ready for a good laugh! Kaeden (Henry) completed his 6th grade science fair project this past week and tackled the challenging task of answering the internet's most burning question, drum roll please, 🥁🥁🥁
"Does your cat's butthole really touch all the surfaces in your home?" 😂 We had a lot of fun with this! As a disclaimer, no cat's were harmed in the process of this science project. Non-toxic lipstick was applied to their bum-bums, they were then given a series of commands (sit, wait, lie down, and jump up. Side note: Both cats have been trained since kittenhood with a variety of commands, they also know how to high-five, spin around, and speak.), they were compensated with lots of praise, pets, and their favorite treats, and the lipstick was removed with a baby wipe once we collected our data in just under 10 minutes.

His results and general findings:
✅Long and medium haired cat's buttholes made NO contact with soft or hard surfaces at all.
✅Short haired cats made NO contact on hard surfaces. But we did see evidence of a slight smear on the soft bedding surface. ⚠️

Conclusion, if you have a short haired cat and they may be lying on a pile of laundry, an unmade bed, or other soft uneven surface, then their butthole MAY touch those surfaces!

So there you have it! Chances are favorable that your cat's butthole has not and will not touch all the things and surfaces in your home!

Fellow Facebook peeps, you are more than welcome to share this post, to give proper credit, Kaeden's last name is Henry and we live in Perry, Florida. ☺️

UPDATE: Thank you all so much for the love!!! ❤️ I screenshotted many comments and shared them with Kaeden this morning. We are both so very touched! And y'all's comments are lit! 🔥 They gave me so many great laughs last night reading through them! And yes, Kaeden most definitely got an A++++++, we homeschool so l made sure he got his A+! 🤩 Funny thing is I have a Ph.D. in animal behavior, with a concentration in feline behavior that I've never used 🤦🏻‍♀️, I feel like for the first time in 15 years I actually put my degree to use, even though I was only supervising his science project! But that we actually did contribute useful information to the cat world! I am so tickled! Thank y'all so very much!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Source is RatoPombo: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueSTL/comments/v4ssrj/paarthurnarussy_be_like/

According to comments from here (NSFW site), the shirt loosely translates to "femboy Hooters".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Here's the picture without the captions:

I believe this was the original tweet: https://x.com/fw_me_or_die/status/1641970194351370241

(Non-twitter link: https://xcancel.com/fw_me_or_die/status/1641970194351370241)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Version without text:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

https://docs.puri.sm/Software/PureOS/Overview/Compatibility.html#android-windows-phones

For those who don't want to click through:PureOS is not compatible with Android or Windows smartphones. There are several reasons for this:

  1. These devices cannot work without proprietary parts that PureOS does not ship;

  2. These devices will not work with the latest mainline kernel (system’s core) found in PureOS; they need older versions with proprietary parts;

  3. Even if you have a device that does not fall under the previous issues, there is still a decent amount of work needed to make it possible to install and start on those devices

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m constantly astounded that people seem to unironically enjoy that movie. I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade so I stay away from discussions about it, but I saw it in theaters (because I also love Jason Statham) and immediately regretted it. It felt like it was written as a joke, but then tried to take itself seriously, and failed at both. I feel like I’m getting pranked by people saying they like that movie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I think this is the source (which includes names for everyone): https://www.businessinsider.com/most-famous-celebrities-from-each-state-2013-8

I copied the names below for anyone that doesn’t want to click through:

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Alabama: Channing Tatum
Alaska: Jewel
Arizona: Emma Stone
Arkansas: Billy Bob Thornton
California: Kim Kardashian
Colorado: Tim Allen
Connecticut: Seth MacFarlane
Delaware: Ryan Phillippe
Florida: Pitbull
Georgia: Julia Roberts
Hawaii: Bette Midler
Idaho: Aaron Paul
Illinois: Harrison Ford
Indiana: David Letterman
Iowa: Ashton Kutcher
Kansas: Kirstie Alley
Kentucky: George Clooney & Jennifer Lawrence
Louisiana: Britney Spears
Maine: Patrick Dempsey
Maryland: Julie Bowen
Massachusetts: Mark Wahlberg
Michigan: Madonna
Minnesota: Prince
Mississippi: Oprah Winfrey
Missouri: Jon Hamm
Montana: Michelle Williams
Nebraska: Hilary Swank
Nevada: Jimmy Kimmel
New Hampshire: Adam Sandler
New Jersey: Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen & Jon Bon Jovi
New Mexico: Neil Patrick Harris
New York: Jay Z
North Carolina: Zach Galifianakis
North Dakota: Josh Duhamel
Ohio: Halle Berry
Oklahoma: Carrie Underwood
Oregon: Lisa Rinna
Pennsylvania: Will Smith & Tina Fey
Rhode Island: Elisabeth Hasselbeck
South Carolina: Aziz Ansari
South Dakota: January Jones
Tennessee: Miley Cyrus & Justin Timberlake
Texas: Beyoncé
Utah: Julianne Hough
Vermont: Zosia Mamet
Virginia: Sandra Bullock
Washington: Rainn Wilson
West Virginia: Jennifer Garner
Wisconsin: Mark Ruffalo
Wyoming: Matthew Fox

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There’s a couple 40%-ers in the comments but not nearly enough. It took me years to learn to properly type, but once I did, I fell in love with a 40%. There’s some cool designs out there for small keyboards, like the Minimi 40 with a combination lid & wrist rest (not released yet, but it’ll be glorious once it’s finally available).

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