apocalypticat

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Sure, but this is the true source of his power and cunning ability.

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submitted 19 hours ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Yo, /u/The_Picard_Maneuver ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Congrats, your doppelganger goes to your job and gets you fired. The monkey's paw strikes again.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

Ignorant ass. I'm calling out idiocy when I see it from now on. You're blocked for me dawg.

[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Pride: "equal rights for all".

Straight pride: "all people are equal, but straights are more equal than others".

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You might like Igorrr. His style is a bit more metal than EDM. He combines classical and baroque styles with heavy modern electronic sounds, which you may like.

Igorrr - Grosse Barbe

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Oooh dogs. Yeah, I like dags.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (5 children)

What's up Joplin gang!

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

In this scenario, you probably wouldn't want the idiot to be the last to leave the old project. Leave the bore for last, to wrap it up. Also, introducing the bore last to the new project allows the whole team to learn from the idiot's mistakes, for which the asshole is well aware of by that time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Also a great way for me to never consider looking at a Ram, Chrysler, Dodge, or whatever the fuck else this corporation makes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

They want you working 3 jobs to lease a brand new truck every 3 years and paying insurance on it you can't afford in America.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

And I was worried they traded my man Craig Porter Jr. from the Cavs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I think you meant this

 

Couscous gets everywhere, no matter how hard you try to keep it contained.

 
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