androogee
War on healthcare ain't getting them off anymore, but war on food security has a promising future
~~IIRC, that dude got fired for asking a PR rep "why can't I say n----r?" in a call that got leaked.~~
//edited for specific details because it's way funnier
So he had been publically pushing against the NFL protests like a racist, and people didn't like it. The company hired a PR firm to help, and in a conference call with them he was whining about wokism or whatever and defended himself by claiming that, "Colonel Sanders called blacks n----rs." The call audio was promptly leaked
He resigned. Three days later the Papa John's cancelled the lease on his office and had him evicted lmfao. Within two weeks they implemented a policy that if John ever tries to buy more stock, all other stockholders can buy stock at half off to prevent him from ever controlling the company. Dude got fuckin razzmatazzed by his own pizza corporation.
Their pizza is still overpriced, dry, and bland tho.
*Scarification
Tattoos usually don't involve much carving
Most folks who carry to term give birth to two hands.
I was gonna be like, "remember when that Carl Sagan remix went viral a couple years ago?"
But apparently it was uploaded 14 years ago so I'll just
🙍🧑🦳💀🪦
"show your work"
Malicious compliance intensifies
Professional wrestling got like way wilder than I remember
Hey
I’m so sorry to inform you, but you failed your reading test.
I’d recommend starting from the beginning, reading more slowly, and avoiding skimming.
It happens to the best of us! Don’t feel too down about it. Have a good day!
Gameboy color infrared is all I need