altkey

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[–] altkey 3 points 4 hours ago

If only of a RTO speedrunner type.

[–] altkey 1 points 6 hours ago

Antiwork Mod Situation 2: Electric Boogaloo

[–] altkey 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Left Russia several years ago because i didn't want to support the aggressive war in Ukraine.

How is it going after relocating?

[–] altkey 6 points 1 day ago

The most brazen example is Squad 22: ZOV, released on Steam in May 2025 and openly endorsed by Russia’s Defense Ministry.

Now as I checked it's page, I'm pretty sure to assume it's more of a grift, or only a grift, and probably only internal, but wtf it's on Steam? I thought Valve has at least some policies. And while they slack on any moderation, they only have so much products and did some formal review before accepting it on their platform and saw no problem? I'm out of words.

[–] altkey 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And existing measures are not on Steam, but payment processors. Valve got free rep doing nothing.

On the other hand I imagine profits and playerbase are not why they are still there, but their previous decision to wire up the whole region via russian servers and general refusal to moderate anything at all keeping the company as small as possible.

[–] altkey 1 points 2 days ago

My reading speed seriosly lags behind my decision making timeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[–] altkey 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're going to have to measure and evaluate something. In my experience, corporations loves measuring all the wrong things. They can usually barely even define what "performance" means, never mind measure it correctly.

I'm wondering if there is even the right way to do that in most trades, and moreso a uniformal way to do it across several activities. Maybe the whole conversation is misleading and inescapably drive you off the path, because the problem itself is erroneously set. Like this blurry line when you start to care about genetics that much it start to smell like eugenics. Measuring people's worth in money does leave this bitter taste, and under capitalism you are supposed to do so to get by, if not as a boss, but as a worker estimating own value convertable into quality of life. It wasn't always the case, and probably, the bright future is when we will abandon this concept and would freely replicate food from reusable and abundant energy traversing space and searching for it's many wonders.

[–] altkey 3 points 2 days ago

In spite of questionable but regularly cited source Finding Nemo (2003), I find it's faulty to assume we can predict what a seagul can say if it can talk in our language whithout having any reference material in reality. But if I may have some horses in this race, and I don't, I believe they (a) wan't blame humans for what we did to their wellbeing for it's not an obvious enough connection to make judging by their limited perspective, but (b) they'd sure vocally reflect on modern problems they encounter, like having infrequent and decreasing game in the waters, calling us stupid big featherless fucks not worthy shitting on either way because it is simple enough to conclude that this and our overwhelming presence in their ecosystem are somehow connected.

[–] altkey 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can see a counter-argument that it would create an incencitive to spend more time where it could be cut down and, also, wiring worker's paychecks to a sometimes arbitrary and flowing value. Like, you don't need to clean the outdoors property every day, it depends on the weather, and there I can see paying a stable wage reserving person's time and paying for it in case I need to call them even if it's sunny and they don't actually need to go. As long as they do their job well, who cares. They or a company can reinvest in better tools making their actual worktime even shorter or more comfortable, like, jumping from a manual gardening tools to an automated lawnmower, while not punishing them for working less. Some kinds of labor doesn't even necessitate being on site, as it was shown by covid, and we see a lot of ideas to cut down on wages due to LLM assistance.

I'm also puzzled about how uneven my work from day to day, and I'd probably prefer to give up on measuring and comparing that at all, defaulting to some lively wage and pulling enough of myself to keep the business afloat. If the idea of a guy over us is in having similar stakes in the business and collectively voting for changes, I see it's possible to set a fair compensation and keep people interested in the end results.

[–] altkey 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'd be pretty surprised if their perspective could be anyhow relevant to us, besides climate change, oil spillings and rise and fall of fishing, shipment businesses. A talking seagull would probably look at everything we say like we are some cryptobro 4channers obsessing over deeply unserious and niche stuff. Catherine tornado murdering the coast? Yeah, now we talk business. The fall of the market in 2008? That's some fake inlanders' shit I can't care about.

[–] altkey 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

They are Super SUS, a trash videoblogger discovering abandoned industrial locations with half of their thing being in their unfortunate appearance, half in doing stupid and dangerous stuff for views, and I'm pretty comfortable with them not getting more traction. I watched a couple of their collabs with other youtubers, one being with him swimming in, allegedly, irradiated water in Chornobyl, and it gave off some hate-based freak circus vibes.

[–] altkey 11 points 3 days ago

Potatoes: Become poisonous from a touch of sunlight because they would be too plain and basic veggies without having a fucking defensive mechanism against their discovery on the surface

 

In years prior there were a lot of games and a shifting understanding of what hardware they can require. While gfx needs changed rapidly, hard drive space requirements went up steadily, predictably. As most of us have long abandoned physical media sales and use digital downloads instead, this number has stopped to be defined by the medium's capacity.

Before and now we had outliers like MMORPGs and movie-like games requiring more estate, while other games like Deep Rock Galactic needing just 4GBs, but there always was some number of gigabytes you as a consumer thought a new game would take.

Where's that sweet spot now for you?

For me, it's 60GB, or a 40-80GB range. Something less or more than that causes questions and assumptions. I have a lot of space, but I'd probably decline if some game would exceed 2x of my norm or 120GB of storage.

 
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peach: frozen (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
 

WASHINGTON—The ceremony called MEGA Funerals was hosted on the White House's lawn. Standing over two dug up graves, Trump and Vance exchanged epitaths to each other before calling up select leaders and influencers to speak up. Among them was Javier Milei, who came with his own shovel.

"The greatest, brightest, most tragic funerals you've ever seen.' Trump announced on his Truth Social page. 'Make Ethernity Great Again! MAGA knows no time, no time, we are over it, out of it!', he said to the crowd on site.

'We don't make things up', Vance said, 'If there's a christian spirit in you, you know the significance one's death carries. And it's in our tradition to not only have it, death, but to get up again. If the woke virus can't be put down, we can take it with us and get back.'

The announcement came out on the 12th of September when the White House posted a suspicious link to the Etherium-based crypto market platform without any further comment. There, user could be met with a thousand NFT tickets to the ceremony on the White House grounds, with date, time and a promise of a formal announcement.

It came from the Donald Trump's Truth Social account. In the previously cited post, president wrote about how he is frustrated with the reaction of his overseas colleagues. 'They didn't give a damn about our good man Charlie', it reads, 'They don't respect him. They don't respect us. The United States.'

In the following posts it was disclosed that White House would hold a funeral ceremony on Saturday, September 13th. Besides a claim that other countries' leaders are getting called at the time of writing, he also explained that a thousand more guests can attend a ceremony after buying a collectable NFT linked by the White House account. The price is set at $1000 each, and buying a hundred of them grants a participant an access to the luxury MEGA Lounge and the MEGA Afterparty.

'That would show them how WE, AMERICANS, grieve.'

The Onion contacted various leaders before the White House posted a list of guests, followed by a commentary wrotten in a style reminiscent of the President's own posts. While guests like Putin, Xi and Netanyahu received a mixture of praise and critique (none attended), european leaders like Macron, Starmer got called out for their lack of manners and didn't receive an invitation, and Zelensky got singled out being one president put after a line 'COMPLETELY NOT INVITED'. Of all of them, reporters saw only Milei, who participated both as a president and as a buyer of 521 NFT tickets, granting him access to additional leisure options during the event.

Later that day he also announced that there would be a separate sale of tickets to another event on Sunday, the 14th. Called MAGA Born American Again, it would officially celebrates the ceremony of granting new birth certificates to Trump, Vance and select paying guests. In his sporadic posting Trump pointed out that this product may be popular in some blue cities, while granting one for free to his friend and enterpreneur Elon Musk. 'The most AMERICAN man I've ever seen', he added.

Reporters on the ground saw a big golden cross sculpture prepared to be installed nearby. The top segment of the construction was made separable, as seen on photoes, so experts suppose the cross would turn into a big T somewhen through the event.

As of the time of writing, White House didn't respond to our querry about if legal and financial issues would follow a participant after 'rebirth', or if current visa holders would change their status after participating in it.

Source: I made it up

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submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by altkey to c/[email protected]
 

(later retracted)

edit: This is my collage, it's not serious. WSJ, as they say, got misleading reportings about something carved on the bullets refering to 'trans and antifa ideology' and later retracted it, probably it was designed this way to launch the scare wave and support nazi claims. Under articles discussing that, I saw a lot of jokes about 'uwu' being written on the casing, so I created this meme and posted it in c/lemmyshitpost ironizing over dumb misinfo without even thinking someone would think it's real.

 

OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University admitted Thursday they had assumed the shooter was just an ordinary gunman on campus. “When that first shot rang out, we all figured it was going to be a run-of-the-mill mass shooting” said UVU junior Michael Tompkins, who explained that when students spotted a man clad in black and carrying a rifle on a roof overlooking the crowd, they had no reason to suspect anything unusual. “It’s chilling that a person we thought was a normal, unhinged campus shooter was actually a political assassin. You see a deranged guy with a rifle on the quad every day. I suppose it was a little suspicious that he wasn’t shooting droves of students.” At press time, the FBI announced that the gunman had escaped by blending into the heavily armed crowd.

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Green owl recruits (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

(It came out of nowhere and I don't condone this)

 

[feel free to send me somewhere else or tell me that it doesn't work like that]

As some fingerprinting test sites show, I put myself into a distinct minority by simple useragent info alone. But may I somehow replicate not the behavior, but the appearance of an existing huge web crawler?

My inspiration is in how crypto-crime liked and wanted more transactions on the net, because the bigger the volume and amount, the less every single transaction stand out.

Web crawlers are a frequent source of noise, so unless it overwhelms the system and gets banned (the downside of such masking is obvious), said masking may probably get you filtered off as unsignificant activity not to track at all as it's pointless.

Does it make any sense to pretend you are a robot? And if that's so, how to do just that correctly? I'm proficient at failing captchas but I am the opposite on subjects about web tech and web surveiliance.

 

I could have a hard time explaining all extra challenges it causes to LEGAL migrants for no reason and how this system is fucked up, but instead I'd let you imagine how the current right shift in worldwide politics affects you and what you'd do when your politicians get the same idea rolling.

 

Listening to another pitch about how AI can empower workers at various jobs across my industry, I was striken by the comparison in the title

3d printing, just like generative models, have it's actual niche uses, where it's obvious downsides are irrelevant and they come handy, e.g. prototyping, replacements, small-series production

Where it comes to the top-down AI promotion trend, it feels not unlike the idea of printing the whole product - a car, or a house, from the smallest details - applying the least effective method, doomed to have a worse than average outcome due to technological limitations

And screws, the thing that we nailed down long before, and that is completely incompatible with that mode of production, is a screaming, growling, shrieking example of how helpful tech can be mispurposed in the most stupid way

 
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