I knew I’d have male pattern baldness and early grey hair when I was a kid because I looked just like my grandfather.
So when I was in my 20s, I went from luscious wavy hair to a set of clippers.
Short hair is awesome. Wish I’d done it earlier. I don’t have to do anything with it other than keep it short, and as the balding progressed, it just made me look more manly.
Just remember to keep stuff cycling; batteries need charging, iodine tablets need replacing, and even the food and water need regular refreshing.
There are very few goods that don’t go bad if left unattended for over 3 years, for instance.