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Uh, yeah ... a piss...

You don't turn into a zombie, you just die of thirst because you are afraid to drink.

Read the article

The meal the article starts with is $8, so yes they are shrinking the prices too. That's a big point in the article, that people who aren't eating entire meals will not want to keep paying full price for meals they mostly throw away

But at least it's a good album worth listening too. It's good that a meme gets people to listen to new interesting things. Or one of the other big meme albums like in the court of the crimson king, or maggot brain.

The thousands of times I've taken trains and subways in NYC, I've seen some weird people, but never any scary ones, and the ny subway seems to have the worst reputation too.

That's why high heels were created, to make men's calves look sexier

She looks like she is trying to become handsome Squidward

No, and that's the part that makes it feel weird

My mom switched to them recently. It felt vaguely racist, I don't know

The 19th hole is the traditional joke name for the bar/restaurant that you go to after you finish playing. Not sure where you got sex from, but no, there is no sex involved in golf.