Zombiebadguy

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I have no idea why I think this, but I’d say Los Angeles

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sneezed too hard?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I knew the next car I would get would be an ev. I also knew that it was not going to be a Tesla.

I do think that Tesla has done a good job for the initial mass adoption of ev’s… but fuck Musk. If the board were smart, they would do everything they could to kick that fuckknuckle off their table, and distance themselves as far from him as possible.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Personally, I fucking love it when my wife smothers my face, and when she really gets into it, there’s nothing hotter. If I die, it would be with a smile on my face!

I figure if he wanted you to hover, he would probably say hover on his face.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is a two parter: but I have faith!

Have your partner cum on the inside of a light pair of panties, or masturbate and squirt in them, and then go out for something from a convenience store/supermarket and expose your wet knickers to us.

It’s one that might take a bit of work, but it would be very fucking hot

Good luck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Then in all fairness, the spoon is hot as fuck

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why not riding your dildo in a public toilet until orgasm, and then use the spoon to prepare your husbands gift

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Never been happier

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Wetting panties, upskirt pov, in a (semi) public setting

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What’s a sexual fantasy you have, that you think you can achieve?

What’s a sexual fantasy you have that will stay only in the fantasy world?

What’s a sexual experience that makes you smile or laugh when thinking back on it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Dude… what the fuck???

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