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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You thlammed your thenis in the car door?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Try stabbing mario and watch him shrink

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I cannot, for I seek olives

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Some random raccoon's blood, shed for you...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's revanced / gray Jay time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Be violent today and eat a daffodil

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (4 children)

So help me, I worked as a lifeguard this summer and my manager comes in one day and asks me how I would perform cpr on a giraffe and showed me this image.

It was posted on the wall of our break room. Nobody could provide a solid answer.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Because cars clearly do not need to stand up to rain, like that ever happens anywhere...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Do you even have balls left at this point

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

People raise prices because others are paying for the content. There isn't much else to it. If you can't pay mainstream, go find the artists who aren't popular.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Depends, there's so much of it that there's bound to be niche here and there

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