Trump wants a whole country of people who cheer him and whatever he says.
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Arm them with lacrosse sticks instead?
A few that have worked pretty well for me on camps I've run in the past:
Splat Characters - Flick or drop some paint onto paper then make it into a face/person/animal/monster with some sharpie details like eyes or tails.
Big/Small - Similar to the body parts game but alternating sizes/proportions to make some weird looking things.
Chaos Creatures - Each kid pokes a load of dots onto paper, swap them around then make a dot to dot and try and do a theme, animals or monsters are good.
Hope this helps as starting points at least.
In that situation I think the crowds haven't noticed the lions are about to jump the fence and the legions have closed the gates.
Nah, I watched the documentary Suits, it totally works!
Double down-do the thing again.
There's a TV trope for that: Reed Richards is Useless
It has a list of reasons mostly narrative and marketing driven, so if the source material doesn't allow it then the films wouldn't either.
Cold from all the feet.
Did that already happen or am I now adding grifts to the long list that do exist?
Numbers 5:11-31 It details how a husband can "test" his wife with the Bitter Water-if she miscarries it was a bastard, if she's "innocent" it doesn't do anything. The version I saw has "16 “‘The priest shall bring her and have her stand before the Lord. 17 Then he shall take some holy water in a clay jar and put some dust from the tabernacle floor into the water". Presumably this is the recipe though there's probably other versions with some more details.
It's getting hard to take even reality seriously these days.
Pessimist: It's all terrible.
Optimist: But it might be even more terrible tomorrow!