Witchfire

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Has anyone even tried sending the zombies a sternly worded letter and asking them nicely to stop (while also opening their gate every now and then)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

MAGAts don't feel remorse for what we did to Japan. I used to work with one who used the interment camps to justify migrants being separated from their children and thrown in cages. His logic was that "people weren't up in arms about it then, why do they care about it now?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

Edith Piaf never gets old

[–] [email protected] 30 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I fully expect him to nuke a blue state in a false flag attack. I can't prove it, but I won't be surprised if he does

[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Iran has the right to defend itself

[–] [email protected] 77 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Of all the disgusting shit ICE/the Gestapo is doing, honestly using a suppressor is of least concern to me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Also about how JavaScript is stupid because it didn't stop them from subtracting a user date input value from an empty object (which caused them to break their website (also what's TypeScript?))

[–] [email protected] 24 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Keep a close eye on the NY mayoral race, it's a litmus test of what is to come.

Zohran is immensely popular among working class NYers, Adams and Cuomo are universally hated by everyone except billionaires and landlords. Adams is openly gargling cheetoh peanuts and Cuomo is mainly associated with his corrupt scandal.

Zohran hit his funding cap and has been working closely with other candidates like Brad to cross promote and distribute the wealth. DJs play his takedown of Cuomo at raves lol.

If Cuomo or Adams ends up becoming mayor for ANY reason, be it election tampering or legitimate stupidity, all hope is lost.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

That's an insult to gin, it's a lovely spirit

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My hope is that the guy croaks on a McDonalds hamberder and the American Nazi Party eats itself alive trying to fill the void

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It's the opposite of an exorcism, devils don't want to touch that shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have multiple factions now in my campaign based on their actions. For example, one is manufacturing an "invasion" and is about to plan a false flag event to gain even more power. Turns out fascists are pretty villainous people

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Splat bombs are OP (i.imgur.com)
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Found this in my old archives and figured it'd be appreciated here. Most satisfying wipeout by far. Maybe not satisfying for the other team though

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Nowhere is safe (lemmy.world)
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People spend one-third of their lives asleep. What if employees could work during that time … in their dreams?

Prophetic, a venture-backed startup founded earlier this year, wants to help workers do just that. Using a headpiece the company calls the “Halo,” Prophetic says consumers can induce a lucid dream state, which occurs when the person having a dream is aware they are sleeping. The goal is to give people control over their dreams, so they can use that time productively. A CEO could practice for an upcoming board meeting, an athlete could run through plays, a web designer could create new templates—“the limiting factor is your imagination,” founder and CEO Eric Wollberg told Fortune.

Article (fuck your paywall)

Edit: someone else beat me to it, I cede to you my bruh

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I'm a performer, so I need my account for work and to book gigs. I've been locked out for almost a month due to a platform bug, and have tried and exhausted every possible avenue of support.

 

When a dragon looms overhead, casting its dreadful shadow upon the town, panic and chaos ensue. Peasants abandon their homes in haste, guards grasp their weapons with trembling hands, and even the most seasoned heroes of the town shiver with dread. However, the Olympian is the exception, harboring no fear within their heart. Instead, they are driven by an unwavering compulsion to confront the dragon that has dared to make its presence known.

The path of the Olympian empowers the barbarian to face creatures of myth and legend. Often misunderstood as reckless fools, drunken rabble-rousers, or lunatics courting death, Olympians view the formidable beings they challenge as stepping stones on their ascent to greatness. To these fearless individuals, common thugs are but minor nuisances, for they roam the land in relentless pursuit of titans, dragons, legendary beasts, and sometimes even gods.

This homebrew subclass is inspired by mythological heroes such as Hercules, Thor, and Beowolf, as well as games such as God of War and Shadow of the Colossus. The indomitable Olympian has no fear, and is driven by the urge to hunt down the biggest, baddest mfs out there. They possess unique abilities that enable them to track down worthy opponents, withstand their most powerful attacks, and take down titans with ease.

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Hello, everyone! I'm Alice Witchfire, a long-time creator of 5e homebrew content. I'm gradually transitioning my work here because fuck Reddit. Nowadays, you can primarily find me hanging out on the Discord of Many Things

Please do let me know if you used my homebrew! I write free homebrew in the hopes that I can improve others' D&D experiences, so all feedback is apopreciated!

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